Internet Test Results

*stole this from Mephiles-mun, and posting it here*

VAMPIRE~
[X]You rather be pale than tan. (I can't tan. I rock the alabaster flesh catagory! Fear the computer zombie~!! XD)
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them. (Nevah kissed anyone...)
[X] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. (*snooort* I guess)
[X] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. (Liked it? Erm... blood tastes like blood... No biggie... >>)
[X] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[X] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others. (I am called Scary Jack on campus. That reputation goes far... >>)
[X] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. (Somewhat. Please and Thank you gets you far.)
[X] You're more active at night. (Active all the time, but insomnia prevents me from rest, so c'est la vie, skype~)
Total: 7

~WEREWOLF~
[X] You have a bad temper. (Anyone can attest to that.)
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast. (Suuuuure. XD)
[X] You love the moon. (Beautiful, guiding light of the dark... unfortunately, I love moonstone as much, so no werewolf for me XD)
[X] You're very loyal. (...Year of the Dog, peeps.)
[X] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them. (Mess with my siblings and die.)
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way. (Don't have lover, so deal.)
[ ] You like dogs. (Not as much as cats or raccoons, but I am the owner of a fuzzy chihuahua, so don't tell her that.)
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature. (>|)
[X] You're either a good leader or a solitary person. (I fly solo. Except for when I'm on chat or rp... all the freaking time. And... no, I'm not a good admiiiiiin >>;; )
[X] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time. (Kill kill kill kill... XD)
Total: 6

~NEKO/WERECAT~

(KAWAAAAAAAAAIII~~~)

[X] You love cats. (See werewolf...)
[X] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet. (Broke my arm twice falling while playing hockey. Guess that's a no.)
[ ] You like gymnastics. (Too much work for all those flippy do-dahs.)
[X] You love to eat seafood. (Ashura-mun knows well enough...)
[ ] You're affectionate and cozy. (Ha. Ha ha. Ha.)
[X] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn. (I used to knit. If that counts?)
[ ] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter.
Total: 4

~ZOMBIE~
[X] You're an outcast.
[X] You feel as if you're not truly alive. (Med student. Noooo sleep.)
[X] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry. (So?)
[X] You tend to zone out. (zzzz)
[ ] You don't feel very smart. (Ha. Ha ha.)
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly. (Fastah the bettah, baby~!)
[X] You like odd foods.
[X] You prefer to suffer in silence. (Sometimes. Except when I'm whining, after the fact.)
[X] You don't get much sleep. (Med student again + insomnia + chat friends)
Total: 7

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[X] You're invisible.
[X] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[X] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them. (Evil Eye.)
[X] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[X...] You're incredibly gentle.
[X] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[X] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking. (Ninja)
[X] You enjoy scaring people
[X] You like the indoors.
[X] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 10 FTW!!!!!

~GHOUL~
[X] You will eat just about anything.
[X] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[X] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[X] You get hungry easily.
[X] You like torture.
[X] You live to hurt people.
[X] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 7 ... B...but only half of that is for me... t-the other half is for chat, I swear!!! ^^;;;;

~WITCH~
[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[X] People find you intolerably cruel.
[X] You enjoy manipulating people.
[X] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[X] You love black cats. (My pets must be black. It's a strange quirk. They're just more majestic and aristocratic that way.)
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive
Total: 4 People don't believe me to be mean, but I am...

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[X] You have different personalities. (Internet v. Real Life)
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover. (How about zero.)
[X] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[X] You are fond of many different things.
[X] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[X] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 6

~DEMON~
[X] You have a very bad temper.
[X] You're usually angry.
[X] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take. (Siblings)
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[X] You love to mess with people's heads. (>3)
[X] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud. (I shanked someone t'day~)
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. (I'm getting over physical violence... but I still shank boys with a pencil for trying to ask me out... XD;)
Total: 5

~ANGEL~
[ ] You're a very good person. (I am a bad person. Take note of this...)
[ ] You take care with everything you do. (Laundry = everywhere)
[X] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies. (heh...)
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone. (Ha)
[X] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love. (Well... most torture, anyway...)
[X] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover. (Sowwy... >>)
[X] People see you as being very pure. (They also see me as a living incarnation of evil.)
[X] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[X] You love God.
Total: 6


~FAIRIE/ELF~
[X] You enchant people.
[X] You like organic things. (Nature, not expensive bananas.)
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[X] You love the world around you. ()
[X] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[X] You fall in love easily. (Used to. I'm a romantic at heart. Not that I'll act on anything.)
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[X] You like long hair. (*has*)
Total: 5

TOTALS:
VAMPIRE: 7
WEREWOLF: 6
NEKO/WERECAT: 4
ZOMBIE: 7
GHOST/PHANTOM: 10
GHOUL: 7
WITCH: 4
SHAPESHIFTER: 6
DEMON: 5
ANGEL: 6
FAERIE/ELF: 5

...I broke test with high numbah, yes yes??? O__O;;; *concerned*

VAMPIRE~
[x]You rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.(LOL, uh... X'D;; )
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (*is a hermit* :C)
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
Total: 4

~WEREWOLF~
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[ ] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 6

~NEKO/WERECAT~
[x] You love cats.
[ ] You're lithe and agile.
[x] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[ ] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[x] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter.
Total: 5

~ZOMBIE~
[x] You're an outcast.
[x] You feel as if You're not truly alive. (Most of the time, yes. *doesn't sleep enough XD*)
[x] You'll moan when You're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[x] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 9

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[x] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[x] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face. (BEASTLY HAIR. IT SHALL CONSUME YOU IF YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH)
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people (Jackie spooks like nothing, let me tell you. She gets hang time)
[x] You like the indoors.
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 6

~GHOUL~
[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[x] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[x] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them. (hurr~)
[x] You like stalking people.
[x] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[x] You get hungry easily.
[x] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[x] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 7

~WITCH~
[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive
Total: 0

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[x] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[ ] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. (wait.. what? ;; XD)
Total: 5

~DEMON~
[x] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan. (Uh, no... XD; )
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[x] You love to mess with peoples heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt
[x] Physically harming someone turns you on (..... :3)
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 3

~ANGEL~
[ ] You're a very good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[x] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[x] You love God
Total: 4


~FAIRIE/ELF~
[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[x] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[x] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair.
Total: 3

TOTALS:
VAMPIRE: 4
WEREWOLF: 6
NEKO/WERECAT: 5
ZOMBIE: 9
GHOST/PHANTOM: 6
GHOUL: 7
WITCH: 0
SHAPESHIFTER: 3
DEMON: 5
ANGEL: 4
FAERIE/ELF: 3

I. Am a zombie.
yesssssssssssss..... >D